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The Horizon

The student news site of Indiana University Southeast

The Horizon

The student news site of Indiana University Southeast

The Horizon

    Use leftover eggs from Easter

    The Horizon realizes this is a comedy piece and takes no responsibility should anyone actually do any of the following.

    1. Throw them on the window ledge of Crestview Hall, room 209. Everything else is up there.

    2. Keep them in the refrigerator until Halloween. Children love eating things with color. Hold your nose.

    3.  Use them as a display on your kitchen table. Use your Martha Stewart skills.

    4. Hide in the bushes and  throw them at random people. Nothing better than a stinky egg bomb right before class.

    5. Swap all the eggs in the grocery store with your dyed eggs, then wait and watch the reactions of the next customer.

    6. Give them to the residents in the dorms. They will find some way to burn them. It will go well with all the bacon.

    7. Plant them in your backyard and work on growing an Easter egg tree. It works in Farmville doesn’t it?

    8. Drop them off an overpass to watch them splat. We realize that someone is going to try this, but we take no responsibility for your actions.

    9. You know the neighbor with the yappy little dog next door that you want to kick like a football? Yeah, you know what to do.

    10.  Give them to James Bonsall as a consolation prize for losing the recent SGA elections.

    11. Hide them in the Game Room. Even when they start to spoil, it will still smell better than it does now.

    12. Put them in Lady Gaga’s hair. Wait. That’s nothing new.

    13. Donate them. I hear fertility clinics pay big bucks for eggs nowadays.

    14. Save them for next Easter.