March 22 at 9:19 a.m.

A female Dining and Conference Services employee came into the IUS Police Department to file an injury report. She had been injured while setting up for a banquet when a table, leaning against a wall in the Dining and Conference Services hallway, slid and hit her in the head. She was not seriously injured, and the report was procedural.

March 22 at 9:40 p.m.

IUS Police gave a verbal warning to a driver after a vehicle stop for having a loud muffler and failure to use the turn signal.

Well, I know I feel a lot safer now.

March 22 at 9:56 p.m.

IUS Police gave a verbal warning to a driver for having truck vehicle tags on a passenger vehicle.  The driver was given 24 hours to provide IUS Police with proof of proper registration.

He would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids.  Zoinks.

March 24 at 9:44 a.m.

An IUS employee got sawdust in his eye and was unable to flush the sawdust from his eye in the eyewash station. IUS Police assisted by taking him to the Urgent Care Center.

March 27 at 4:06 p.m.

A smoke alarm was set off in Meadow Lodge when the steam from the shower set it off.

Those things are more sensitive than a Toyota Prius gas pedal.

March 29 at 9:34 a.m.

A smoke alarm was set off in Meadow Lodge when a resident burned pancakes.

Wow, that’s just like IHOP.

March 29 at 10:44 a.m.

IUS Police had a vehicle towed from the Magnolia Parking Lot for having eight unpaid parking tickets.

March 31 at 1:20 p.m.

IUS Police received a complaint of a strong odor of tobacco smoke coming from the registration lab of University Center South. The smell had dissipated when officers arrived.

March 31 at 4:35 p.m.

IUS Police responded to a report of a suspicious white male in the Evergreen West Parking Lot. Officers located the male, and noted he was acting and talking strange. The male’s father was contacted, and he notified IUS Police that his son has autism.

April 1 at 11:59 a.m.

IUS Police had a vehicle towed from the Magnolia Parking Lot for having eight unpaid parking tickets.

No word on if the owner thought it was just a really good April fool’s day prank.

April 1 at 12:34 p.m.

IUS Police canceled a call for a vehicle to be towed when the owner showed up and agreed to pay his seven unpaid parking tickets.

April 2 at 1:01 a.m.

IUS Police responded to a noise complaint in Meadow Lodge. Officers advised the students to keep the noise down.