This is a list of things or people that helped put The Horizon together on Friday, March 12.
1. Jimmy John’s.
2. Thin Mint cookies.
3. The Devil.
4. One duck.
5. Bacon doughnuts.
6. Amanda’s heathen.
7. The boner test. (Page 8)
8. The IUS men’s basketball live game feed.
9. A gentle warning from Admiral Ackbar about traps.
10. Tramps.
11. Hookers and blow.
12. Corey Haims.
13. Salt and Vinegar potato chips.
14. Inappropriate photos from the IUS drag show.
15. Our lightsabers.
16. Farmville.
17. Foreign commercials about Darth Vader.
18. Feeling like a schmuck.
19. Finger rockets.
20. Bare feet.
21. Green tea.
22. Creating fictitious laws.
23. Discussions about bombings and mercy killings.
24. Rimshot.
25. Make your sex toys, 50 quick and easy projects.
26. Flamenco Louisville.
27. Pacman.
28. “Authentic” hummus from Dining Services.
29. Sinus infections.
30. Scientology and Radiology.
